September 11, 2003 (thing)

During a tour of the country, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions.

Bobby stands up and says to him

"Mr. President, I got 3 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why did you attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room.

After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and says to him

"Mr. President, I got 5 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why did you attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?

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