My girlfriend broke up with me. As a result I am reading (what appears to be) the ultimate women are whores novel, The Sun Also Rises. Hemingway is a good writer, despite the fact that he is dead.

I'm not exactly sure what brought this on. She said that she had things to do and that she was so busy that she didn't have time for me. After saying this she noted that I was a conservative and that she was a liberal and that our knees jerked in different directions. I'm not sure what one has to do with the other but since the statements came at the same time I believe that the statement she was trying to make is that she has no time for someone who isn't a liberal. I don't really see what Schroder and Bush have to do with our relationship. Maybe she knows them personally since she is going to Yale.

I feel free to be the badass supervillain that i've always wanted to be.