I had a Big and Tasty
today. Like the American Dream
, it was neither big nor tasty. Unfufilled promises sizzle up from the dreams of short order cook collegates.
I began working on my college applicatons. To Georgetown University
Please list any special talents or skills that you have:
90 WPM typing speed, double jointed-thumbs, ability to fix other peoples' relationship problems (although this must only be used for good, lest the universe be destroyed), ability to watch C-Span
for three hours straight while not
being asleep, rabble rouser
for the forces of good, etc.
I am told that my response to this question suggests I am shallow.