Everything2 grows frustrating
and more every day yes?
Toasterleavings where are you with your wisdoms? I fucking suck and am needing them bad, yes.
Yes yes yes. No
I removed my name from the list of mentors yesterday and today I added my name to the list of mentees although as of my writing I have
not been assigned a mentor. I'm the coolest mentee there is, G. It seems that as I stayed the same e2 has changed and that I am not
aware of these new protocol and procedure that are necessary for survive. No I do not write normal like that but trying hard to
stay whimsical so I don't piss off okay???
Why does e2 hate on deaf people with the lyrics?!?
Yes, yes, yes. Today I wrote a node about telemarketers in a metaphorical fashion as I was trying to share a universal experience.
I mean telemarketers call us every day trying to sell us aluminum siding and to let us know we have a bill due in six months and to harass us
but we all know it is only because they love us, and I was trying to express this. But either I did not express it well or I suck because
it was nuked because it belongs in a daylog or so he say.
But yes we should return the love and tell your local telemarketer live
from sweden (even though you live in Atlanta
anywhere near sweden) that you love them for caring and for checking up on you even if they are too busy to leave a message
because that kind of
dedication is rare to find in people, yes? Granted you cannot pick up the phone and call them this instant but you know they will give you
a ring, lovey dovey.
Sad sad sad the world is today. Soon we go to war and blow things up. Fun but not Funny
is killing people or fighting wars and even then
it's only fun until someone starts shooting at you. It's like Up Front
that comic that they had during World War II yes? No. No war is
different and it will never be the same because we don't fight wars like they are wars. They are gigantic media spectacles that introduce new
terminology like incursion
and body count
and saturation bombing
. Questions of National Will
and we will only fight until America stops
, not like it matters that we protect our citizens as long as everyone gets elected
and has a cupcake
sucks but actually you know Ricki Lake
was not that bad looking in it, really. Why did they ever give her a talkshow? Sleeping
her fat butt to the top I assume. Hey I would do that too because when you are fat you release more endorphins or whatever that chemical is that
gives you pleasure during the horizontal polka than if you are skinny. Hurrah for fat, baby.
Soon the world will explode because the speed of light is slowing we all get crazy. Thank you have a nice day.
Update I am happy because the editor in question apologised for his nuking because he realised his nuking as perhaps unwarranted even though he had
no reason to apologise because really we all have off days and off moments which is perfectly natural and normal and he just made an honest
mistake which is perfectly natural and stuff and hes a cool dude and stuff and I am enjoying my poor sentance
structure spelling and grammar thank you But I annoyed another editor because My browser was going crazy and I was asking him all sorts of dumb
questions like "Does e2 do this" and he was like "NO OF COURSE IT DOESN'T OMG ARE YOU DENSE?" because I was asking variations of the same
question over and over again although i didn't realise it and oct is japanese for something or an abbreviation phonetically etc. and I was like
"yes. :(" But I realised my err and apologised because i'm a silly silly fool. Thank you goodnight don't let the sex monster
Update I have recieved my mentor
she is metacognizant
and one of my first problems is making assumptions yes? She is very
nice and helpful and writes good poetry
to boot. Thank you and as nrub etinifni
says, "GOOD DAY SIR."