Everything2 grows frustrating and more every day yes?

Toasterleavings where are you with your wisdoms? I fucking suck and am needing them bad, yes.

Yes yes yes. No?

I removed my name from the list of mentors yesterday and today I added my name to the list of mentees although as of my writing I have not been assigned a mentor. I'm the coolest mentee there is, G. It seems that as I stayed the same e2 has changed and that I am not aware of these new protocol and procedure that are necessary for survive. No I do not write normal like that but trying hard to stay whimsical so I don't piss off okay???

Why does e2 hate on deaf people with the lyrics?!?

Yes, yes, yes. Today I wrote a node about telemarketers in a metaphorical fashion as I was trying to share a universal experience.

I mean telemarketers call us every day trying to sell us aluminum siding and to let us know we have a bill due in six months and to harass us but we all know it is only because they love us, and I was trying to express this. But either I did not express it well or I suck because it was nuked because it belongs in a daylog or so he say.

But yes we should return the love and tell your local telemarketer live from sweden (even though you live in Atlanta or somewhere that is not anywhere near sweden) that you love them for caring and for checking up on you even if they are too busy to leave a message because that kind of dedication is rare to find in people, yes? Granted you cannot pick up the phone and call them this instant but you know they will give you a ring, lovey dovey.

Sad sad sad the world is today. Soon we go to war and blow things up. Fun but not Funny is killing people or fighting wars and even then it's only fun until someone starts shooting at you. It's like Up Front that comic that they had during World War II yes? No. No war is different and it will never be the same because we don't fight wars like they are wars. They are gigantic media spectacles that introduce new terminology like incursion and body count and saturation bombing. Questions of National Will and we will only fight until America stops caring, not like it matters that we protect our citizens as long as everyone gets elected and has a cupcake.

China Beach sucks but actually you know Ricki Lake was not that bad looking in it, really. Why did they ever give her a talkshow? Sleeping her fat butt to the top I assume. Hey I would do that too because when you are fat you release more endorphins or whatever that chemical is that gives you pleasure during the horizontal polka than if you are skinny. Hurrah for fat, baby.

Soon the world will explode because the speed of light is slowing we all get crazy. Thank you have a nice day.
Update I am happy because the editor in question apologised for his nuking because he realised his nuking as perhaps unwarranted even though he had no reason to apologise because really we all have off days and off moments which is perfectly natural and normal and he just made an honest mistake which is perfectly natural and stuff and hes a cool dude and stuff and I am enjoying my poor sentance structure spelling and grammar thank you But I annoyed another editor because My browser was going crazy and I was asking him all sorts of dumb questions like "Does e2 do this" and he was like "NO OF COURSE IT DOESN'T OMG ARE YOU DENSE?" because I was asking variations of the same question over and over again although i didn't realise it and oct is japanese for something or an abbreviation phonetically etc. and I was like "yes. :(" But I realised my err and apologised because i'm a silly silly fool. Thank you goodnight don't let the sex monsters bite.
Update I have recieved my mentor he she is metacognizant and one of my first problems is making assumptions yes? She is very nice and helpful and writes good poetry to boot. Thank you and as nrub etinifni says, "GOOD DAY SIR."