Have you let Emacs into your heart? (idea)

M-x praise-be-unto-emacs	RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins	Vim	emacs vi disjunction
Highlights from Star Trek's "Starfleet Ship Design Manual" (chapter 7, "Designing the bridge")	Making Emacs look pretty	Emacs	The Church of Emacs
pico	XEmacs	You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about	vi
Emacs Lisp	Cute waitresses	ESR	M-x praise-be-unto-xemacs
An Emacs lisp example	At the Cross her Station Keeping	M-x	One True Brace
M-x doctor	Hair of the dog that bit you