I had the Mean Value Theorem at my back as I visciously attacked the evil, vile, disgusting, and PITIFUL Substitution Rule. I had him by the damn collar! "Don't hurt me, it's just Calculus man! I'll transfer the Peruvian Pesos to your credit G-slice, just let me be, gee!" And this pissed me off, "Who you think yous' messin' wiff! Punk! You think you're so tough, you and your Chain rule chain gang! Well I got news, sucka!" *KAPOW* "Ahh! My children!" "YOU AIN'T GOT NO CHILDREN NOW SUCKA, TAKE YOUR LET YOU BE YOU CRAP AND GET ON OUTTA HERE."

Thats right, I dreamt Calculus Graffiti!