What if you wake up one day and, you know, discover that you are weird?
I know a lot of you have already have already experienced an experience that is much like this experience. This place is seriously like loser central. I just don't get what the allure is. Single-testicled men (needs to be noded) have to gather somewhere, I suppose. More power to you, my friends. More power to you. Fight the power! Yeah! Give 'em hell.
You guys can make it. I know you can. You sit. You simper. You stew. You weep. Day in. Day out. Simper about this. Stew about that. Sniff sniff, Bobby was mean to me. Darla took my keys! Get on with it, already. Do something!
I'm just about out of patience.