The usual narrator and one of the main characters of Daniel Pinkwater's The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death and The Snarkout Boys and the Baconburg Horror. He attends Genghis Khan High School with his friend Winston Bongo in the city of Baconburg, and with Winston is one of the co-inventors of team-snarking out. Snarking out has gotten him into interestng situations, such as the search for the missing Flipping Hades Terwilliger and the attempt to track down the werewolf terrorizing Baconburg.