B-movie actor played by Dave Foley in several Kids in the Hall sketches. He has an accent of indeterminate origin and always wears a perfectly suave suit and hat. He is Francesca Fiore's husband (married when he was 12 and she was 26, and it hasn't stopped her from marrying other men) and he is willing to kill over her. "There. I killed your Canadian lover. And I no sorry."

Bruno Puntz Jones appears in "Retelling a Complicated Italian Movie" (#220), "The Darcy Pennell Show" (#317), "Spy Models" (#320), "Divorce Court" (#410), "Francesca in Yugoslavia" (#417), "Syntax" (#519), according to kithfan.org, and several other sites mention "Francesca Fiore and Bruno Puntz Jones' Couples Counseling" skits done for Comedyworld radio.