1997 Song by Herman Brood and Jules Deelder.
After reading witchiepoo's Researching the girlie region w/u, where she complains about not having the right word for vagina, I was immediately reminded of this song and I had to node it. Unfortunately it's in Dutch, so it'll probably not be very helpful, but maybe some word just sounds right.
Translation is simple: 'Damdamdaa' and 'jabedamdam' are nonsensical hums, 'Oh' means nothing just like in English, and all the other words are more or less obscure synonyms for vagina.
(I pipelinked a few that came to mind to their literal English translation, e.g. doos=box, but also peer=pear. Why not use this text to start learning Dutch?)
Oh Kut
by Herman Brood and Jules Deelder
1997
Chorus:
Damdamdaa jabedamdam
Damdamdaa jabedamdam
Damdamdaa jabedamdam
Damdamdaa jabedamdam
Oh kut, oh snee, oh pruim, oh spleet
Oh gleuf, oh naad, oh kier, oh reet
Oh gat, oh dot, oh doos, oh meuk
Oh muts, oh klier, oh bef, oh prut
Oh peer, oh vijg, oh dop, oh deur
Oh lek, oh put, oh kloof, oh scheur
Oh rits, oh snits, oh lik, oh stuk
Oh pot, oh punt, oh kruis, oh munt
Chorus
Oh poort, oh zucht, oh tuin, oh lust
Oh moes, oh vlaai, oh muis, oh trut,
Oh vlucht, oh krocht, oh brug, oh kolk
Oh veeg, oh dirk, oh kees, oh hol
Oh grot, oh schacht, oh bron, oh dal
Oh hok, oh wak, oh wel, oh kwal
Oh soes, oh tas, oh voos, oh kwast
Oh zweer, oh puist, oh moot, oh schram
Chorus
Oh flens, oh roos, oh poes, oh jet
Oh sluis, oh pomp, oh lurk, oh kets
Oh schelp, oh schee, oh poel, oh zee
Oh zacht, oh zout, oh zoet, oh wee
Oh hals, oh fles, oh vaas, oh kat
Oh mond, oh wond, oh jaap, oh kwel
Oh vat, oh val, oh toef, oh zalf
Oh vloek, oh troost, oh kuil, oh graf
Oh klem, oh kluif, oh spons, oh kruik
Oh klit, oh snor, oh plons, oh fuik
Oh dons, oh kluit, oh lonk, oh tuit
Oh in, oh uit, oh in, oh uit
Oh kut, oh snee, oh pruim, oh spleet
Oh gleuf, oh naad, oh kier, oh reet
Oh gat, oh dot, oh doos, oh meuk
Oh muts, oh klier, oh bef, oh pluk
Oh klem, oh kluif, oh spons, oh kruik (Oh peer, oh vijg, oh dop, oh deur)
Oh klit, oh snor, oh plons, oh fuik (Oh lek, oh put, oh kloof, oh scheur)
Oh dons, oh kluit, oh lonk, oh tuit (Oh rits, oh snits, oh lik, oh stuk)
Oh in, oh uit, oh in, oh uit (Oh pot, oh punt, oh kruis, oh munt)
Oh kut, oh snee, oh pruim, oh spleet (Oh poort, oh zucht, oh tuin, oh lust)
Oh gleuf, oh naad, oh kier, oh reet (Oh moes, oh vlaai, oh muis, oh trut)
Oh gat, oh dot, oh doos, oh meuk (Oh vlucht, oh krocht, oh brug, oh kolk)
Oh muts, oh klier, oh bef, oh prut (Oh veeg, oh dirk, oh kees, oh hol)
Klem, oh kluif, oh spons, oh kruik (Oh flens, oh roos, oh poes, oh jet)
Oh klit, oh snor, oh plons, oh fuik (Oh sluis, oh pomp, oh lurk, oh kets)
Oh dons, oh kluit, oh lonk, oh tuit (Oh schelp, oh schee, oh poel, oh zee)
Oh in, oh uit, oh uit (Oh zacht, oh zout, oh zoet, oh wee)
Kut, oh snee, oh pruim, oh spleet (Oh dons, oh kluit, oh lonk, oh tuit) (chorus)
Oh gleuf, oh naad (Oh in, oh uit, oh in, oh uit)
Oh gat, oh dot, oh doos, oh meuk (Oh..)
Oh muts, oh klier, oh bef, oh prut (Oh vat, oh val, oh toef, oh zalf)
Klem, kluif, spons, kruik (Oh vloek, troost, kuil, graf)
Kut, snee, plons, fuik (Hals, fles, vaas, kat)
Oh dons, oh kluit, oh lonk (Mond, wond, jaap, kwel)
(Klem kluif spons kruik)