I love eggs (thing)

I particularly like eggs. I absolutely cannot understand how someone can be a vegan, and eggs are one of my biggest reasons.

They are so flexible. Eggs can be eaten in almost every form except rotten. They can be fried, baked (I think), microwaved, poached (whatever the hell that means), boiled, combobulated, and even eaten raw. Eggs are the most flexible of all foods.

Sure, they may be bad if you're watching cholesterol, but damn they'd be the magical fruit if there was one.