Really, this is just a
mindless ramble, trying to remember the
conversation.
So I shall make it a
daylog.
Xenex forgive me.
***
Terry Pratchett,
JRR Tolkein, and
D&D were
influences on this
conversation, and the
formation of the
question.
The question being:
If female dwarves shaved their beards would it be considered kinky?
After a long and twisted
debate, we established that
Tolkein did not have any
female dwarves, so the men must
give birth to their own. The
question for this should really be "If male
dwarves shaved their beards would it be considered kinky?"
(Edited:
zerotime:
Everyone knows Tolkein's
dwarves budded, like
sea anenomes.)
D&D had
females without beards. I don't really know enough about D&D to write more. Possibly after getting my friends to start a game I could
expand on this
point, but all I was told was that in a later
edition,
female dwarves had no beards. So maybe D&D had a
kinky side?
Terry Pratchett did the
high heeled dwarf thing, with
Cherri Littlebottom revolutionising the way
Ankh-Morpork dwarven females dressed, although no beards were
shawn. So perhaps it would still be
kinky if female dwarves shaved their beards?
Maybe they hide their
genitals under there?
***
It was a
silly conversation, taken quite
seriously at the time.
I really want an
answer now.