Am I not enough? I somehow don't measure up?
Ok then, by what rule do you measure?
This has to be good enough, because this is all there is!
If I'm not mature enough for you, or perhaps not as intelligent as you would like -
with a little too much sarcasm and a few extra pounds, I'm sorry.
All these things that don't measure up for you are what make me me!

So see, this is how it is. Every atom of my being is being me as much as is humanly possible.
I don't get any me-er than this.
So now what will you measure me by? The girl of your dreams? Hardly.

This is who I am
This is what you get
If you don't like it, then find someone else to press up against the mold of your rules and see how long they last.