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Wed Feb 14 2001 at 05:58:02 (16.6 years ago )
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Sun Dec 12 2004 at 05:27:28 (12.8 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
Sometimes you just have to make up your own repository for direction and advice.
specialties
Music, adventuring, violin, hiking, forest, animals, history, politics
school/company
Indiana University
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A guide to bathrooms in New Orleans
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The man he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss,
It was a big wet, slippery kiss
And he had sweat dripping off of his nose onto the windscreen.
As he looked out over the audience he said,
"God bless you, God bless you one and all"
Then he took a can of Ronson lighter fluid
and he squirted it over the top of his head
And proceeded to light himself on fire
As he stood there glowing and said,
"Remember this day"