Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell (thing)

New Kids on the Block. Yanni. The Backstreet Boys. Kenny G. Mr. G. Wait, not him, he's a weatherman. Britney Spears. Christina Aguilera. N'Sync. Jessica Simpson. Jennifer Lopez. JOHN TESH.

Sometimes I think that "Weird Al" Yankovic is going to be the only musician allowed into Heaven.