This is a
corollary of the old expression, "Everyone thinks they are an above-average
driver, so half of everyone is
wrong."
I never have met a girl who thought that she gave a bad
blowjob. Whether it's just mild
sexual innuendo like...
"
You suck."
"Yeah, and I do it real well.
:) "
...or the
women who expectantly look up at you after finishing the job expecting you to tell them they're the
second coming of Christ or something.
I have this
nasty habit of
telling the truth a lot, and one time after I was the
recipient of said blowjob my then-
girlfriend (we had just started
dating) asked me how it was. My
reply of "It was alright...but please, less
teeth next time?" was enough to send her storm out of the room
crying...