12:50 PM Eastern Daylight Savings Time
is my next to last day of work
. I wrote my last little niblet
today; everything has been handed off to my clueless team members and document
ed to the best of my ability. I estimate the first emergency
help call will be fifteen minutes after I get home.
tonight for the first time in about ten years. Still a first class movie
, and two cousin
s are arriving from Florida tomorrow to stay with us for a couple of days. My cousins (ten and four years old) usually get up around 6 AM. I usually get up around 4 PM. My door is going to be barricade
d by about ten layers of furniture and whatever else I can throw at it.
I gotta remember to put my ethernet
card back in before I leave for school in a few weeks...
When I first started listening to music by The Offspring
(six years ago, cripes...), I just thought it was cool. Lately though, I've really started identifying more and more with a lot of the ultra-depressing lyrics
. The funny thing is that I'm perfectly happy with my life right now. I think I'm just starting to get even more cynical
about everything. If I don't find a girlfriend
soon I may spontaneously combust. My views on womankind
probably aren't helping the matter. It wouldn't kill me to smile
every once in a while, either. I think part of the problem is that aside from a brief period at the beginning of my freshman year
, my standards don't lower when I'm drunk
. I've always been immensely proud and protective of that, but a little nookie
wouldn't hurt. I'm in the best shape of my life; I haven't had a girlfriend
in nine months. I'm whining
. I don't care.