8: 28 AM, another day at glorious work. I worked out my shoulders and back at the gym yesterday for the first time in about two weeks, and they're starting to get sore. It's always bad when you have trouble lifting your arms to the steering wheel. Luckily, the keyboard is a comfortable enough place for those crazy appendages.

Spoke to a female friend last night that I haven't seen in a year. She just got back from a visit to Hong Kong to see her father. She knows about all the McDonald's incidents (see RimRod Goes to McDonalds to start your journey), and at the time she offered to give me a blowjob for my sorrows there. When I spoke to her last night, she wanted to meet up with me but insisted it be at McDonald's. I'm scared, but also intrigued...maybe it'll break the curse. :)

Purchased an old sword on eBay to add to my growing collection. My friends are already afraid of me because of my mad fencing skills, this 40-inch double-edged sword'll probably freak them out completely...