As of September 9, 2002:

Jericho, New York and Champaign, Illinois --> Washington, D.C.
University of Illinois --> Lockheed Martin Corporation
Full Time Student --> Full Time Employee
Computer Science Major --> Systems Integration Analyst Associate
~$13,000 tuition per year --> ~$60k salary per year
9 person house --> 1 or 2 person apartment
Fencing Center of Long Island and the Fencing Illini --> damn, gotta find a new fencing club...