The one year I actually have something fun to do on New Year's Eve
, when I'm supposed to go down with some buddies and visit my friend
Bryan at the University of Deleware
, Mother Nature
conspires to dump an entire foot
on my head.
I may go anyway. I'll go skid
ding all the way down the New Jersey Turnpike
with by friends in tow, pointing a big middle finger
at the sky
the entire ride down.
Oh yeah, hotshot?
WELL FUCK YOU
(Oh, and Happy New Year