HEY ALL YOU CRAZY MIDWEST NODERS
Every April, my fraternity at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
hosts the biggest party on campus, called Watermelon Slush.
It's the night of this Saturday, April 6th (it technically starts on April
7th at 1 AM). You will have the following to look forward to:
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12,000+ Jello shots
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100+ cases of beer
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15-20 completely overspiked giant watermelons
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Our frat house decorated as a giant watermelon
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2,000 crazy drunken college kids tearing the house down with another 1,000
outside waiting in line to get in
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You get to meet ME! And the party is ON MY BIRTHDAY!
So if any of y'all want to come down for it, /msg me and lemme know.
I'll get you added to the guest list so you can get in and give you all the other information you need.