HEY ALL YOU CRAZY MIDWEST NODERS
Every April, my fraternity at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
hosts the biggest party on campus, called Watermelon Slush.
It's the night of this Saturday, April 6th (it technically starts on April
7th at 1 AM). You will have the following to look forward to:
12,000+ Jello shots
100+ cases of beer
15-20 completely overspiked giant watermelons
Our frat house decorated as a giant watermelon
2,000 crazy drunken college kids tearing the house down with another 1,000
outside waiting in line to get in
You get to meet ME! And the party is ON MY BIRTHDAY!
So if any of y'all want to come down for it, /msg me and lemme know.
I'll get you added to the guest list so you can get in and give you all the other information you need.