12 ways to ruin a Club (idea)
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Cut through the steering wheel. Remove
and throw it in a river.
When being attacked by a
, wait until it is about to bite you and shove The Club into its mouth vertically, to keep the jaw open. Wait until the dinasaur bites down hard, which will snap the club in two.
Give The Club to an LA or NYC
, who will return it covered with blood.
Give The Club to
, who is always showing off his strength and will immediately bend it in half.
Pretend you are one of the
and use The Club as a
foil. Run about the house all
breaking things. Keep this up until your mother takes it away from you and throws it out.
Lend it to a
sex show. When it comes back, you won't want it anymore.
Install The Club as a lightning rod and wait for a storm.
borrow The Club for pole vaulting.
Use The Club for a walking stick. Walk next to the
George W. Bush
nominate The Club for a cabinet position and let the Senate ruin it.
Take copious amounts of
. The Club won't be ruined, but you won't really care.
Install The Club in your vehicle and park it somewhere safe. When you return, The Club (and your vehicle) will most likely be gone.
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