What kind of example is Kirby setting for children nowadays? :p I mean, he steals stuff from people... He eats people... He eats candy that makes him really hyper, and it's considered a GOOD thing!

I would say that at least he eats his vegetables, but he doesn't even do that! There might be an occasional plant enemy, but Kirby probably can't even eat him! Maxim tomatoes... Tomatoes are fruits, man!

And now that Kirby is teaming up with other animals, he's abusing them by using them to take some of his damage! Jeez. That prick.

All this under the guise of being a little pink cream puff... True evil... Parents think that games like Kirby are OK because he's a little cutie, but then Quake is bad because men are using guns. Grr.