I dreamed that I made passionate love
to Catherine Zeta-Jones
all night long.
I dreamed I was a legendary kung fu master, and demonstrated my skills by effortlessly holding off an opponent while eating a bowl of shrimp ramen.
I dreamed I was staying in a luxury hotel in Japan and went down to a breakfast buffet of French toast, grits, and bacon.
Then I woke up and remembered that breakfast would be a bowl of Kix cereal, and today I would be taking the bus to my sales job.
I tried to go back to sleep, but it was too late.