My name is Bambi.
You have killed my mother,
prepare to die!
Best quote I have ever seen on an AP English reading selection:
"And the starch in my pinafore scratchin the shit out me and I'm really hatin this nappy-head
bitch and her goddamn college degree"
-T.C. Bambara
The following index is a relative list of the nodes that I have either voted on, or have found useful at one point or another. This is not intended as a total index of E2, but a list of useful nodes. If you see anything I am missing (ie- new usergroup, or a missed quest, etc.) please message me! I also would like submissions for my Top10 Nodes list.
Top 10 Nodes Ever Written:
The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto (If you havn't read it, go do so!)
Kill Your Students Day (RoguePoet's writeup is hilarious)
The Secret Lives of Girls
No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
The Everything Community and Network:
Everything Instant Messaging Repository • #everything • Everything2 People Picture Directory • Everything2 Crypto Project • Everything2 Hubs • Everything2 Almanac • The Everything People Registry • The E2 Backstory • Squawkbox • E2 Hospitality Index • E2 Gatherings • EMAR • E2 Parents • E2Birthdays • Everything Document Directory • E2 translators • Available Chat Rooms • Your Nodeshells • Node Heaven • Usergroup Message Archive (superdoc) • Simple Usergroup Editor • Everything Data Pages • Everything2 Mailing Address Repository • When Jet-Poop Nuked Guest User • Words of advice for young noders • E2 Copyright Changes • History Left in the Lurch (E2History group members only) <• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • >
(Many thanks to KissThis's Homenode)
Comedy:
Geek Jokes • Ways To Confuse Your Roommate • Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me • Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? • Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused • Humorous Writings of E2 • Joke • Geek Jokes •E2 Pain Severity Index • Pranks and practical jokes • Voting Oracle • Anarchist's Cookbook • How to manipulate the mass media • How to hide your hard disk porn stash (no, there is nothing lewd here) • Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt • Admission essay • When Jet-Poop Nuked Guest User • percussive maintenance • Node .45 <• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • >
Usergroups:
This is the list of all available groups. I am only associated with the bold ones.
Gods • edev • Outies • E2Film • E2Chefs • Japanese Culture • Nascar • Irish Noders • Mythology • German Culture • Gamers • Bipolar Noders • E2Prose E2Verse • E2 New User Mentors • E2 Cartoon Lovers • E2Photographers • E2Health • Nordic Culture • E2History • Christians • Israeli Culture • British Noders • Everything2 Comedy Lovers • E2Religion (open to all religions) • E2Muslims • E2Parents • E2Science • Everything2 Literature Fans • Biography Writers • VideoGamers • FencingNoders • FreedomForum • DeviousNoders: Members of DeviantART • DistractedNoders • nynvb
(For more, see the node Usergroup)
Metanodes:
Japan(by 00100) • Humorous Writings of E2 • Joke • Geek Jokes • The Everything Library • Edgar Allan Poe • The Complete Works of Lewis Carroll • The Complete Works of John Donne • King James Bible • The Forgotten Books of Eden • The Everything Anthology of Poetry • Index of Best Lines • Screenplay Archive • HOWTOs on Everything • Pranks and practical jokes • Film Directors • Everything Document Directory • E2: Books • The E2 Tourist Guide • Cold War Documents and Speeches • E2 Authors • E2: Schools • 20th Century Index • The Human Anatomy • library (idea)(by cbustapeck) • Encyclopedia Frobozzica • The Jargon Lexicon • *E2 Dictionary and Reference Works* • Words to use when playing Hangman with a Mensa member • Everything Holy Books • Anarchist's Cookbook • The Invisible Man • MTV Video Music Awards • Druidism • MIT Guide to Lockpicking • Dictionary of Classical Mythology< • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • >
Everything2 on Literature, Language, and the Printed Word:
E2: Books •E2 Authors •Humorous Writings of E2 • The Everything Library • Edgar Allan Poe • The Complete Works of Lewis Carroll • The Complete Works of John Donne • King James Bible • The Forgotten Books of Eden • The Everything Anthology of Poetry • Words to use when playing Hangman with a Mensa member • The Invisible Man • Silver Snail • A Tangled Tale • a little life, interrupted • City of Silence • All ye Joyful • A Patch of Old Snow • Ma Boheme • Granta • Michel Foucault, feminism, and identity • What a Day • sentence particle • The Icicle Works • Prufrock: Analysis • Sanskrit • Chinook Jargon • Ish kabibble • The Scarlet Pimpernel • commercialese< • • • • • • • • >Past Quests:
• Everything Quests: Favourite Authors - October 21, 2001 • Everything Quests: The E2 Tourist Guide - December 31, 2001 • Everything Quests: Film Reviews - February 28, 2002 • Everything Quests: Games and Distractions - April 10, 2002 • Everything Quests: Albums and CDs - April 12, 2002 • National Parks and Monuments - April 23, 2002 • Everything Quest - WWII history - May 11, 2002 • Everything Quests - The High Seas - August 3, 2002 • Everything Quests - Automotive Parts, Maintenance, Repair - August 13, 2002 • Everything Quests - Discover India - August 24, 2002 • Everything Quests - Content Rescue - September 24, 2002 • Everything Quests: Scary Stories - November 1, 2002 • Everything Quests - Classical Music - December 18, 2002 • Everything Quests - Leaders of the World - January 24, 2003 • iceowl's adventure quest - February 14, 2003 • Everything Quests: Support Your Local Library - May 14, 2003 • Everything Quests: The Nobel Prize winners - July 10, 2003 • Everything Quests: Hollywood's Golden Age - July 31, 2003 • An E2 Quest for the Middle East!Interesting Nodes I've Learned Something From:
How to entertain young children on little or no money • E2 Sarcasm FAQ • Impersonating Someone Famous • Thieves World • Money can't buy happiness • Percussive Maintenance • Instant Witch Syndrome • 1+1=1.99999999486 • How to speak to someone in a noisy room • Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God • MIT Guide to Lockpicking • Maslakh • exiled by a glance • Proof of the divine authorship of the Ten Commandments •Closed Nodes:
The worst thing I ever put in my mouth • ASCII art • Attention Deficit Disorder • Titles of mainstream movies that could also be titles of pornos • cutting your own hair • sciencePeople:
Mary Anning- Scientist • Anouk- Musician • Antoine Augustin Parmentier- French History • Merhan Karimi Nasseri- Political • Martin Landau- Actor • Directoire- French History • Jimmy Buffet- Musician • Wumpscut- Musician • Walt Disney- Artist • CR Avery-Musician • Roddy McDowall- Actor • Flora • Dar Robinson-Stuntman • Raymond IV- History • Louis Lumière- Inventor • Roger Maris- Pro Athlete • Graham Hill- Pro Athlete • Oscar Romero- Religious leader • Tex Rubinowitz- Cartoonist • Hugh Latimer- Religious leader • Robert Koldewey • Ludwig von Pastor • • • • •Science Nodes:
Chemical Sciences: Gas in Coal Mines • Equivalence point • Chemistry • Physical chemistry • Organic chemistry • acid-base chemistry • acid, acid process • alcohol • aldehyde • alkane • alkene • alkyne • anion • aromatic compound • atom • atomic number • atomic weight, atomic mass • Avogadro's Law • base • bond • carboxylic acid • cation • chemical • chemical reaction • chirality • compound • covalent bond • dimensional analysis • double bond • Kinetics • electron • electron orbitals • electronegativity • element • enthalpy • enthalpy change • entropy • gas • Gibbs free energy • heavy metals • Haber - Bosch Process • hybridization • hydrocarbon • ion • ionic bond • ionic compound • ketone • Kinetics • liquid • mole • molecule • neutron • nuclear reaction • nucleus • orbital • organic chemical • physical change • proton • reaction • sequential extraction • solid • stoichiometry • triple bond • vapor • Periodic Table of the Elements, periodic table • Chemical elements • most common elements • The Elements Song, the elements • Mr. A's Periodic Table Mnemonic • Acid Naming • acetate • acetol • acetylene • acyl • adurol • Aliquat 336 • alkanes: methane, ethane, propane, butane, pentane, hexane • alkenes: ethene/ethylene, propene/propylene, butene/butylene, pentene, hexene • aqua regia • ascorbic acid • benzene • bicarbonate • butane • butyric acid • caffeine • calcium carbonate • dodecahedrane • ephedrine • ethanol • ethylene • fluoxetine hydrochloride • fructose • glucose • hexane • hydrochloric acid • Hydrogen, isotopes of hydrogen • 8-hydroxyquinoline • isopropyl alcohol • luminol • maltitol • methane hydrate • monosodium glutamate, MSG • oxalic acid • oxalate • PCB • phosphoric acid • propane • sodium chloride • sodium pentathol • sorbitol • sucrose • sulfuric acid • water, dihydrogen oxide, H2O, hydrogen hydroxide, HOH xylene • AIChE • A Mole is a Unit • chemical engineer • chemist • Mole day • LEO says GER • my favorite chemistry joke • Nobel Prizes: Chemistry • OIL RIG •
Physical Sciences:decelerate • ignition points< • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • >(Please see the writeup in physics by E2 Science for an extensive list of physics nodes)
Earth Sciences:
Seismology: great earthquake • surface waves • Mohorovicic discontinuity • Richter scale • J wave • aftershock • aseismic • earthquake swarm • longitude • P wave • Plate Tectonics • how to locate an earthquake's epicenter • Vibroseis • Seismograph • fault • focus • foreshock • Love wave • Seismic • subduction • zone • major earthquake • seismic zone • Modified Mercalli Scale for Earthquake Destructiveness • arrival time • core • continental drift • Rayleigh wave • rupture zone • subduction • plate boundary • Tidal wave • hypocenter • S wave • Liquefaction • Seismology • teleseism • Earth's frequency • Geophone Succession • amplitude • array • Arrival • body wave • Crust • Earthquake •
Volcanic Studies: Active Volcano • pyroclastic flow • Fumarole shield • volcano • Crater • Lava • Batholith • stratovolcano • oceanic ridge • Basalt • cinder • cone • Andesite • Ring of fire • Igneous • extinct volcano • turbidity • current • volcano • lava tube • stable isotope geochemistry • eruptive • vent • heat transfer • Obsidian • phreatic eruption • pillow lava • flank eruption • geothermal energy • graben • strike-slip fault • horizontal blast • Surtseyan eruption • Deep Sea • seafloor spreading • Friedrich Mohs • tephra •
Other:Gas in Coal Mines • Yodogawa(Place) • Cepheus • Canis Major • map extent< • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • >
See Also: Astronomy
Biological Sciences:Cyberware • primitive organism • How to speak to someone in a noisy room (Though it isnt exactly science oriented, it fits) • Flora • Von Gierke disease • molecular biology • eukaryote • Schwann cell • gene therapy • cell • cell junction • Cancer • cholera • toxin • cell fractionation • Biochemistry • The mitotic cell cycle • fixation • Meselson-Stahl Experiment • membrane • protein • Vacuole • apoptosis • Myosin 5 • monoclonal • antibody • lysosome • Nucleolus • cell culture • (See Biochemistry for more)
Zoological Sciences:Mary Anning • Terebra • Sorex • Lethality
Social Sciences: Social Loafing• Backseat Driver • Teledildonics • Money can't buy happiness • Instant Witch Syndrome • Slim in a fat-free world • Maslakh • The Bus Ride •
Military Sciences:Boffing Sticks• Phalanx CIWS • civilian • gun • sniper • Army • Navy • Marines • machine gun • Ak-47 • helicopter •
Technological Sciences (computer programming/technology):Zbot• SLP.NLM • audio/modem riser • /etc/magic • Bat Networks • Linux
[open source
GNU
Mozilla
KDE
Emacs
recursive acronym
INTERCAL
Well Known Ports
Good programmers
DLL Hell
The Programming Languages Genealogy Project
sysadmin
bookmarklets
software patents
Anonymous Diffie-Hellman Key Exchange
Is it better to turn off your computer at night, or let it run all the time?
Open Directory Project
Cullinary Delights:
Crasins • Excuse to put cheap mustard on something • Barq's • Cold Peach Soup • Blue Plate Special • fried rice • Raisin Pie • Culinary Institute of America • kolbasz • • • • • • • • • •Politics:
Sunshine Laws • Microsoft and intellectual property • Boer War • Civil War and Decline in Ancient Egypt • unconstitutional • Pan-Nordism • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •Events and Festivals:
The Outback Eclipse Festival • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •Fillable Nodeshells:
We could go, and be tempted, and not succumb • Iowa class battleship • human progress is the movement from simple, overt and localized methods of destruction to methods intricate, invisible and pervasive • Micheal Knott • Spada • Carl Douglas • Cowpar • Iasius • BabyGap • Meiji Gakuin University • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •(this is a constant work in progress)
On Saturday, December 13th, gn0sis has resigned from E2 to follow other paths. Quietlight kneels, and places a small candle on the steps of the E2 shrine, and notes that gn0sis will be missed.