A hilarious episode of
The X-files.
Mulder (
David Duchovny) and
Scully (
Gillian Anderson) present their different view points on what happened the last couple of days:
Mulder comes accross a bunch of
vampire-like attacks and convinces Scully to go with him to the town where the attacks took place.
They meet Sherif
Hartwell, the sherif of the small town, who shows them themost recent attack, a
tourist.
While Scully does an
autopsy, Mulder and Hartwell go to the
cemetary to look for clues.
Scully finds traces of a type of
knock out drug that sedated the victim before his
blood was
sucked out.
Mulder and Hartwell are called to a motor car home to stop a
run away truck where they find another victim.
Mulder and Scully meet back at their
motel and Mulder asks Scully to do another autopsy on the newest victim. While Scully goes off Mulder enjoys her "
Magic Fingers" bed and her dinner,
pizza. Mulder starts to feel wierd and falls down. The pizza boy comes in and flashes his
fangs.
Meanwhile, Scully finds in the new victim the same drug and also the same food in the stomach, pizza. She puts it together.
"*Gasp!* The Cholrohydrate's in the pizza! The pizza man! *Gasp!* Mulder!!"
Scully rushes to the motel just in time to chase of the intruder who was not stopped by her bullets. Scully runs off and Mulder, as soon as he can, follows.
Mulder chases the boy through the woods, grabs him and
stabs him in the heart. Scully catches up and Mulder, proud of himself, tells her, "see? told you!" as he points to the fangs.
Scully taps the teeth, which fall out to show that they are
fake fangs. Now Mulder and Scully are in deep trouble with
Skinner, and before the meeting the tell each other what they thought actually happened.
In Mulder's version, he is acts like he does everything to make Scully happy and is very unenthusiastic. Scully, in his version, is
annoying, whiney, and
stuck up.
In Scully's version, Mulder is way to
hyperactive and herself way too reserved.
Skinner informs them that there has been another attack by the pizza guy, who is apparently not dead although he was
staked in the heart.
They go back to the town only to be attacked by a bunch of vampires, including Hartwell. They wake up to find the town
deserted.