Well, now I feel obliged. Here's one for you:

  1. Place 2 cups of brandy in a medium saucepan.
  2. Begin to simmer over low heat.
  3. Add 1-2 cups honey.
  4. Add the juice of one lemon.
  5. Simmer over med-low heat until about half of the alcohol has boiled off.
  6. Pour into large, comfy mug.
  7. Drink.
  8. Enjoy.