Another hangup that arises from too much poetry (besides that Songs with half-assed lyrics hangup) is a blinding hatred for l33t jargon. It's a number, people. What, just because it looks like an "e", that's supposed to be good enough? Fuck that. I like grammar.

But I'm that weird and that awful; when I see this crap I make a big point out of pronouncing it. "So, check out this post. Says that l-three-threet hax-zero-rs get their snax-zero-rs at Bob's."

And yes, I get smacked a lot.