Gods rest ye,
Pagan Gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay;
Remember there's
no evidence there was a
Christmas Day;
When
Christ was born is just not known,
No matter what
they say,
O, Tidings of
reason and fact,
Reason and fact,
Glad
tidings of reason and fact.
Our current Christmas Customs come from
Persia and from
Greece,
From
solstice celebrations of the
ancient Middle East.
This whole
darn Christmas
spiel is just another pagan
feast,
O, Tidings of reason and fact,
Reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.
There was no
star of Bethlehem,
There was no
angels' song;
There could have been no
wise men; the
journey was too long.
The
stories in the Bible are
historically wrong,
O, Tidings of reason and fact,
Reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact!
Stolen from everywhere by
PureDoxyk, K.S.C.