The Ultimate Sex and Seduction Song. It's a symphonic piece written by Maurice Ravel, a bona fide French guy. It was pretty controversial for a while, simply because it's so OBVIOUSLY a sex song.

It has the rhythm down pat; it starts slow and steady and builds on the same addictive theme all the way to a crashing climax, and then has the gall to even do the post-orgasm thrusts at the end.

The best part about the Bolero is not its appeal to those of us with a yen for classical music. The BEST part is what it can do for you in your efforts to seduce someone who may, perhaps, not immediately recognize what the song is obviously for.

Hint, hint.

Have fun!