hax0r is an evil pokemon servant of this evil robot guy in my dream. His body consists of a small, rapidly spinning sphere with monomolecular wires protruding about its equator.
It's primary use is the reconstrustion of interrogation victims at the molecular level, thus allowing the evil robot guy to discover all our secrets.

  • Type: Monofilament Buzzsaw Pokemon
  • Height: 0.05m
  • Weight: 75g
Need I add that this was an extremely screwed-up dream? Also featuring was the world's first AI (you know, the one that spawns a race of machines that then go to war on our asses?), I got to have a look at its logs.