Way back, before Everything
, heck, before the Internet
for me (coincidence or correlation?)
when I was
engaging in "sex", my girlfriend
had, in her possession, a single red lightbulb
Infra-red burns be damned, whatever room that mighty piece of glasswork was installed in underwent a magical and seamy transformation to a seedy den of wet smells and conspicuous bulges.
I was skeptical myself, but she converted me soon enough.
First person to make the "missionary" joke gets a whack in the kisser.