When presented with the opportunity to give a
back massage to a
dancer with a
shaved head wearing a
velvet shirt, do not
under any circumstances turn it down.
The variety of stimulating surfaces and textures can perpetuate interest indefinitely. Besides which, when you're done, you have the gratitude of a dancer (with above-named characteristics), something more valuable than its weight in porn.
Just watching them stretch afterwards made it all worth it.