Rose perhaps to his greatest fame as the grandstanding narrator in Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells. (Yes, I'm sorry to say, it was not in fact Alan Rickman).

I was going to say considerably more about this fellow, but it appears fondue has sneakily gone back in time and one-upped me. DAMN YOU, FONDUE!

Observation: damn Fondue in write-up. Result: write-up is subsequently ching!ed by Fondue. Hypothesis: Must damn specific users, especially ones with lots of cools per day, more often to maximize their retaliatory cooling.