"So, you got him that for his birthday?"

"Yes. Well, it was the first book I ever read from...
so I figured it was worth a shot!
Still, he seems more interested in tasting it than reading it."

"Wanna know what how my parents celebrated my first birthday?"

Uh. "All right."

"They bought an enormous chocolate cake;
then they stripped me down, 
set it on the floor in front of me  
and   
let    
me     
at      
it."     

"That really is the only correct way to go about these things, isn't it?"

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