(idea) by Pseudo_Intellectual Thu Dec 02 1999 at 3:36:29
Man to the plough,
Wife to the cow,
Girl to the yarn,
Boy to the barn,
And your rent will be netted;

But
Man tally-ho,
Miss Piano,
Wife silk and satin,
Boy Greek and Latin,
And you'll soon be gazetted.

- Anonymous

I like it!