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Thu Dec 20 2001 at 22:39:12 (15.8 years ago )
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University of Rhode Island
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God(s) is/are not on the side with the largest battalions, but with the best shots.
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You will know the truth of the Almighty Spork!

Why have two utensils when there is a single, all-knowing, all-powerful,
utensil that does the job of both?

Plus, you won't get electrocuted if you stick it in an electrical outlet.