is a company listed on the Australian Stock exchange
(ASX). I was reading the ASX
company announcements (CEOs
warnings) today and saw this:
Sharon Austen to import "marital aids" from US
14:10, Thursday, 20 June 2002
Sydney - Thursday - June 20: (RWE) - Sharon Austen Ltd today
announced an exclusive deal to distribute sex toys from Erostar Erotic
Novelties of the US.
Nine tonnes of prosthetic penises, harnesses, vibrators and
leather marital aids will be delivered to Sharon Austen's Canberra
Sharon Austen chief executive Mr Chris Thorpe said: "By
importing our goods directly from the manufacturers we improve our
"This move expands on our strategy of focusing on our core
strengths and existing distribution channels."
Shares in Sharon Austen were up 1c to 11c this afternoon.
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According to the ASX website
there are 144,000,000 shares
outstanding for Sharon Austin
This means that for every 1,000 shares
you own (AUD$110) in the company, on top of the company's other assets
, you also own 62.5 grams of dildoes
NINE TONNES OF DILDOES !!! CAN YOU IMAGINE IT !?
Incidentally, their three letter listing code is indeed SEX