The Pouting Tent that karrenlouise is so fond of was purchased at IKEA for a mere $17.99. It is red and blue with black and white stripes near the top and yellow trapdoors on two sides that velcro shut. There is a zipper in the front.

The Pouting Tent, has, on several occasions, been subject to it's owner's slightly perverse desire to turn it into a Nookie Tent. All of these attempts have crashed and burned meteorically.

Don't be fooled by the name. The Pouting Tent is not only for Pouting, but for resenting, moping, plotting, seething, grousing, bitching, and moaning. It does, however, come with the unfortunate side effect of heating up rather quickly. But the fact that it's red and warm almost makes it like a portable, inexpensive womb or kangaroo pouch. It's also perfect for marathon stretches of time spent with one's Playstation or when one is on the phone for hours having pointless conversations*.

*"One" would most likely be a girl because I don't know any man who talks on the phone about nothing for five hours but I can do it at least five times a week.