Stone Cutters Facts

    Official Stonecutters' Banner Designs:
  • A Stick of dynamite
  • A Sledgehammer
  • A Wrench
  • The Chisel/Spike Ensemble


  • Homer Simpson
  • Lenny
  • Carl Carlson
  • Abe Simpson
  • Dewey Largo
  • Seymour Skinner
  • Julius Hibbert
  • Charles Montgomery Burns
  • Herman
  • Chief Wiggum
  • Moe Syslak
  • Hershel Krustofski (Krusty)
  • Sideshow Mel
  • Kirk Van Houten
  • Waylon Smithers
  • "Number One"
  • Kent Brockman
  • "Diamond" Joe Quimby
  • Groundskeeper Willy
  • Steve Guttenberg
  • Jasper
  • Barney Gumble
  • Apu Nahasapeemapetilan
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Homer Glumplich
  • A Martian
  • The Egg Council guy
  • Scott Christian
  • Asst. Superintendent Leopold



      The sacred parchment writing:
    • BSTUPUI, STETERUNTOUR
    • COMAE, ET VOX FAUCIEUS MAESIT


      The Stonecutter Initiation Process:
    • THE LEAP OF FAITH: A blindfolded five story drop. (Actually a 2ft drop off of the stage.)
    • CROSSING THE DESERT: Being paddled on the butt by Hibbert, Skinner, Brockman, Krusty, Moe, Quimby, and Willy in succession.
    • THE UNBLINKING EYE: Same as Crossing the Desert, only in reverse order.
    • WRECK OF THE HESPERUS: Same as The Unblinking Eye.
    • THE PADDLING OF THE SWOLLEN ASS...WITH PADDLES: A paddling of the swollen ass...with paddles.
    • THE OATH: Swearing to the sacred oath of the Stonecutters.