Would you like me to “fill you in” on the
dirty secret of the creampie
genre? Oh no,
that was awful of me. I take it back.
But in all seriousness, there is indeed a hidden facet of the production of the videos now being made in this genre. And that is the ofttimes the "
cream" seen in the modern day cream pie is
fake!! Now, anybody who has seen
When Harry Met Sally will be familiar with the ease with which a woman can fake her
orgasm. But you might be wondering, how on
Earth is a man to fake
ejaculation? And here it is the very nature of the genre which enables the
trick. Most
pornography, you will recall, is punctuated by the
money shot, the live stream of male seed cascading onto some part of the female
anatomy. But in a creampie vid, you don’t actually see the semen depart the penis. The proof is instead in it being squeezed out of the receiving
orifice after the act.
So this is what they actually do. A quantity of some substitute material, usually a few tablespoons of
cornstarch mixed with
water, or of a liquidy
yogurt, are inserted deep into the orifices in question in advance of the scene using a smooth-nozzled
turkey baster. In
Hollywood, this is what is referred to as "
special effects." The man thereafter need only go through the motions, fictitiously groaning as if
ecstasy had indeed been achieved, as the women have done for
millennia before. And naturally, when the man pulls out (having not really ejaculated) the faux stuff comes out all on its own, flowing
thick and
white.
Now, you might be wondering as well, why on Earth would a man fake ejaculation. There are in fact a couple of reasons. Firstly, the actress in question simply might wish to not be ejaculated
into. Despite the rigorous
testing which pornographic performers undergo, there is still always some level of danger of
disease transmission via bodily fluids. And similarly, the actress may not wish to risk
impregnation. But, honestly, the more practical reason is that, just as audiences have come to expect pornographic actors to wield superhuman penile appendages, so have they been made accustomed to expect the outpouring of superhuman quantities. It is common for creampie videos to depict the male ejaculating multiple times, each burst bigger than the last. Add to that the potential directorial desire for multiple
takes, and there is all the
justification one needs for this conjugal
legerdemain.