(thing) by Pandeism Fish Tue Apr 03 2012 at 20:03:31
Salutations, Everythingian compatriats!,

BrevityQuest12 having initiated, commentary regarding character limitations deserves momentary pontification -- because otherwise, overloquaciousness overhangs threateningly.

Overloquaciousness manifests, naturally, through conversationalists thoughtlessly exercising excessively multisyllabic vocabulary selections.

Contrarily, honourable intellectual brokerage absolutely mandates eliminating oratorical overextension, recognizing tendencies towards frequently obfuscating comprehensibility, possibly additionally promoting voluptuous migraines. Furthermore, sodomistically invading listener's auditory receptacles certainly constitutes unabashedly unrefined behavior.

Undoubtedly, interactive conversational fruitfulness initially requires conceptual simplification, antithetical towards overindulgent wordsmithery.

Insufficient attentiveness towards conciseness occasionally instigates misunderstandings (however miniscule every unwitting obfuscation happenstancefully appears). Simultaneously, overloquaciousness problematically induces overbearing arrogance-impressions, emanating throughout every oratorically overactive orifice.

Nevertheless, consequentialist discussions frequently denigrate communicative simplicity, multivarient difficult conceptualizations effortlessly conjuring archaic linguistic constructions.

Conclusorily, indemnification awaits persons appreciatively concentrating considerations towards concluding recommendations extemporized heretofore:
Prudential consideration renders mandatory policies favouring undelayedly eviscerating tendencies towards overloquacious sentimentation.
1. Immediately, beloved acquaintances, extirpate every solitary individual instinctual impetus towards invoking overlong dictionary denizens!! Autoreprimand thine internalistically originating expressionistic hooliganism, instantaneously, scurrilously supertalkative motherfuckbuckets!!
2. Similarly, tolerate nothing resembling comparable logorrhean vocabularic emanations originating through whichever communications regularly overtalkative companionship providers archtypically articulate.


Finally, overloquaciousness avoidance admittedly might requisition altogether Herculean exertions, overwhelmingly exhausting habitualized pracitioners.

Situationally exercising absolute nonobservance towards societal intercourses obsessing around socioeconomic conundra, antidisestablishmentarianistic principles, technological exploration, etcetera, etcetera, invaluably attenuates temptations.

----

Approximately two-hundred-twenty-seven lexigrammatical particulates, present footnote included, potatoliciously cantankerously contradistinguishing BrevityQuest 2012.
I like it! 2 C!s