The vehicle that most closely resembles the Canyonero, the Ford Excursion is the largest SUV available today. It dwarfs the Expedition, and it makes the Explorer look like a Tonka truck. To get an idea of its gargantuan size, consider these facts: Promotional material claims that it seats nine passengers and their luggage comfortably. It measures 226.7 inches in length, 80 inches in width, and is 79.5 inches high (that's 576 cm x 203 cm x 202 cm), and has a 'blocker beam' under the front bumper to prevent smaller cars from going underneath it in the event of a frontal collision. 85% of the Excursion is recyclable, but the remaining 15% is still more material than two Honda Civics. It has a forty-four gallon gas tank, which, given its gas mileage, means it gets between 500 and 700 miles per tank. It weighs more than three-and-a-half tons, has a turning radius of over fifty feet, and has ten cupholders.

Seeing one reminds me of Big Daddy Don BoDean's monster truck, the Behemoth.