Advances in
medical science have allowed
geneticists to map out the ever-finer details of the mysterious Y chromosome. Femigeneticists the world over have been astir over the recent discoveries of the following
gene loci, which has previously been observed for centuries but, up to now, have never been associated with genetic or environmental factors in the male
Homo sapiens species.
This is how some believe the Y chromosome is coded...
- Testices Determining Factor (TDF)
- Three Stooges Appreciation (Curly stimulation Factor, CSF)
- Gadgetry (MAC-locus)
- Channel Flipping (FLP)
- Catching and throwing (BLZ-1)
- Self Confidence (BLZ-2) (notably unlinked to ability)
- Ability to remember and tell jokes (GOT-1)
- Sports page (BUD-E)
- Addiction to death and destruction movies (T-2)
- Air Guitar (RIF)
- Ability to identify aircraft (DC-10)
- Preadolescent fascination with Arachnida/Reptilia (MOM-4U)
- Spitting (P2E)
- Sitting on the toilet reading (linked to Sports page gene)
- Inability to express affection over the phone (ME-2)
- Selective hearing loss (HUH?)
- Total lack of recall for dates (OOPS)
This is straight from Bio Anthro class.