Ducks like bread.
Seriously, though, dudes, I needed that. I was gritting my teeth and making with the grimacing face for about 15 minutes because somebody downvoted my Rory Rides Me Raw node. Then I read TallRoo's link and link entry, and it was good. Like bread.

I came here to node The Way of the Vaselines, and eat bread, and I'm all out of bread.

Sex Sux (Amen) from some schmuck's web page:
I was born up an original sin,
Brought my two time in her slim virgin,
Father, Son and the Holy Ghost,
I'm the Sacred host, with the most.
...
They said I'd be the one,
Borrow the life of the chosen son,
Doing the cross was not for me,
It's human life of chastity.

It is like 80 degrees out, it's the middle of the night, I can't sleep... this living in the southwest thing isn't working out.

Bread can be found in every major civilization.


Toast is more enjoyable than bread, when prepared carefully.