The above is an interesting discussion of the most perverse verse in the bible, but it completely misses the mark for the dirtiest.

Clearly, the dirtiest verse in The Bible is Genesis, chapter one, Verse nine:

"And God said, 'Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear.' And it was so." 10 God called the dry land Earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that this was good. "

This was before God created any sort of vegetation what so ever, so for the remainder of that day all the land in the world was nothing but dirt. And possibly mud on the coast. Lots of mud .