DJ on BBC Radio One, sharing his airtime with his sidekick Lard.

In the old days, before they were switched to the breakfast and then early afternoon slots, Mark n Lard's show was brilliant and groundbreaking. They were the first Radio One to give an airing to poetry, for example. They had some quality contributors, like Katie Puckrik whom I love. They also played some damn fine tunes.

Sadly, these days the show seems to a pastiche of their former glories. Gags thay have been toned down for daytime just aren't as funny as the real thing. Fat Larry White is still funny though.