Ingredients:
Instructions:
- Begin by kneading Ginger and Sporty together until physical proportions are evenly distributed
- Divide Baby (King Solomon-style) and whip half (front/back, top/bottom, left/right...doesn't matter) until frothiness has increased 300%
- Discard unused half
- Stretch Scary to fit a greased cake pan (remove tongue stud before baking)
- Combine Baby with Ginger/Sporty mix by folding gently
- Pour onto Scary
- Bake for 15.00 minutes at 200 degrees, or until stale
- Remove from oven
- Spread Posh liberally over all outer surfaces
- Serve warm
* Omit Ginger for a low-fat alternative...confrontational antagonism and sass of finished dessert will decline accordingly.