1. Begin by kneading Ginger and Sporty together until physical proportions are evenly distributed
  2. Divide Baby (King Solomon-style) and whip half (front/back, top/bottom, left/right...doesn't matter) until frothiness has increased 300%
  3. Discard unused half
  4. Stretch Scary to fit a greased cake pan (remove tongue stud before baking)
  5. Combine Baby with Ginger/Sporty mix by folding gently
  6. Pour onto Scary
  7. Bake for 15.00 minutes at 200 degrees, or until stale
  8. Remove from oven
  9. Spread Posh liberally over all outer surfaces
  10. Serve warm

* Omit Ginger for a low-fat alternative...confrontational antagonism and sass of finished dessert will decline accordingly.