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Hello, friend. I am Professor John Mimbuto...
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If my faith in Mankind is tested daily, then SPAM mail is my personal pop-quiz.
To the best of my knowledge, I have been a very hard person to track down and yet SPAM mail finds me wherever I go. I can run from the IRS, I can disappear from my family's radar without a second thought, I can hide from the cops at a moment's notice... even the FBI, CIA and NSA might find me a difficult person to track... but SPAM is like a shadow which trails me night and day, impossible to shake and often noticed at the most awkward of times.
I have had:25 different mailing addresses (3 in Los Angeles, 1 in Del Mar, 1 in Solanas Beach, 7 in Hendersonville, 5 in Nashville, 1 in Portland, 2 in Bowling Green, 1 in Hemmingway, 3 in Dallas and 1 in Winston-Salem).
20 different phone numbers.
3 different names.
2 different Social Security numbers.
3 different driver's licenses.
If I was to, somehow, wake up with amnesia, then I suspect that I would end up spending a very long time indeed looking for myself.
But SPAM mail can nail me right between the eyes on any day of the week.
Yes, I know that most SPAMMERS are arbitrary, completely unaware of who actually gets their messages.
I'm just annoyed.